Tullius est [et Tullius non est Cicero]: Observations on Detangler Spray

Unlike my ancient predecessor, this Tullius hasn't had his hands chopped off. With hands attached I offer my thoughts on philosophy, religion, politics, and whatever else I find worth mentioning. I'm conservative religiously and politically (with libertarian leanings). I value reason and freedom but also traditions and "Oldthink." I relish being on the wrong side of history when history is wrong--part of a philosopher's job is to be unpopular. (Views given here may not represent my employers')

Sunday, May 3, 2015

Observations on Detangler Spray

Johno [4 yr. old] seeing detangling spray:

Johno: What is that stuff??

Malea [11 yr. old]: It's detangling spray.

Johno: What does it do? Does it make your hair smell nice or what?

Malea: When you spray it on your hair and brush it, you won't have the tangle anymore.

Johno: What is on there? [That is, what is the picture on the apple-scented bottle?]

Malea: I think it's an Apple-To-Pus.

Johno: Why is it there?

Malea: I don't know.

Johno: Maybe it's there because it has a tangle.

1 comment:

UnknownMay 7, 2015 at 12:28 AM
He's a philosopher.
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