There’s a guy I’ve known quite for over a decade but only over the internet. He used to be Nazarene—thus our original connection since I attended a Nazarene school as an undergraduate—but converted to Catholicism. Moderate-Conservative, catholic, philosophy professor (less conservative than I on economics but not by a ton), E.M. Anyhow, I began seeing all of these hilariously funny, and sometimes completely politically incorrect memes that this guy shared [more un-PC than even I WOULD SHARE!] on E.M.'s Facebook wall and "friended" him a while ago, Father L from NY. E.M. messaged me today about something else and somehow this guy comes up, Father L, because in the 70’s he went to Franciscan U. of Steubenville near where I grew up. Here’s what E.M. said about Father L:
Fr. L went to Franciscan as an undergrad.
Very funny guy--he said once he was there at the beginning of the charismatic renewal. He said everyone there was either part of that movement or there to belong to a drinking fraternity--he then paused and said, "I belonged to two fraternities myself."
He was a prison chaplain for a while.
I asked Fr. L if he had ever dated---he said, “Oh yeah--in fact, I think I was engaged for about 20 minutes at a bar one time."
Fr. L grew up in NYC, I think Brooklyn or the Bronx. His dad and a few of his uncles/brothers/cousins (I can't remember the combo) were cops. He said he was kind of pushed toward the priesthood because he was the runt of the litter, even though he is 6'5 and about 270. He says most of the cops in his family were 6'6 or taller.
One time after Mass [where he was the priest], in the basement for donuts and coffee, this somewhat unstable guy who attended from time to time (now deceased) started going into a liberal political diatribe with some old ladies who were trying to avoid him.
Fr. L asked him to cool it.
The guy refused and then starting saying, "No one here cares about the Holy saints! They only care about Fox News and St. Bill O'Reilly!"
Fr. L said, "That's not true--we also commemorate St. Sean Hannity [who I [E.M.] actually don't like, but whatever]."
Then the guy kept going off and Fr. L walked up to him, purple in the face, and screamed, “I said, 'Enough!!!!' You will not come in and terrorize my sheep this way!"
When the guy started to back up, Fr. L said, "I HAVE COMMANDED YOU--SHUT UP OR LEAVE THIS HOLY CHURCH!"
Then the guy stomped off, and Fr. L turned back to a young couple with a now terrified child in their arms, to whom he had been talking originally, and said very calmly, "Now, where were we?"
Then he saw the mortified child and said, "What’s the matter, little one, haven't you ever heard mommy and daddy yell before?" To which they said, "Well, not quite like that."
My wife was there and was very impressed, though.