Tullius est [et Tullius non est Cicero]: Monaash

Unlike my ancient predecessor, this Tullius hasn't had his hands chopped off. With hands attached I offer my thoughts on philosophy, religion, politics, and whatever else I find worth mentioning. I'm conservative religiously and politically (with libertarian leanings). I value reason and freedom but also traditions and "Oldthink." I relish being on the wrong side of history when history is wrong--part of a philosopher's job is to be unpopular. (Views given here may not represent my employers')

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Thursday, October 9, 2014

Monash Love

Malea: "I can't wait for Mr. Monash to get here! I can't wait!"

Sam: "I know what he looks like! I know Mr. Monash. I know what he looks like!"

Everyone: "What DOES he look like, Samuel??"

Sam: "He looks like...He looks like...."

Me: "What DOES he look like???"

Sam: "He looks like...................."

Everyone: "What does he look like????"

Sam: "He looks like...He looks like................."I've seen him. I know what he looks like."

[Pause]

Avalee: "I know what he looks like. He looks like Iron Man from The Avengers."

Me: "HAHHHHAHAHHAHAHAA."