Sunday, September 13, 2015

Gods and Ghosts

Sam [7-yr-old]: How much do you weigh?

Me: About 200 lbs, give or take 10 lbs depending on the season.

Sam: Wow, that's a lot.

Me: It's not so much.

Sam: Dad could you lift up this [chest-of-drawers]?

Me: Yeah, I built it and carried it in there.

Johno [5-yr-old]: Dad, could you lift up this [bed]?

Me: Sure, no problem.

Sam: Dad could you lift up the whole house?

Me: No way.  No normal human could lift up the house.

Sam: Yeah.  But God could.
God's a ghost.

Me: [One eyebrow highly raised]

Sam: Well.  Sort of.

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