New Drug for the Liberal Left

73% of Felons Vote Democratic

Based on a study of three states, but who doubts that these numbers don't hold steady across the U.S.  The Democrats own the felon and dead person vote.

NY: 61% Democrat, 9% Republican
NM: 52% Democrat, 10% Republican
NC: 55% Democrat, 10% Republican

Obviously what we have here is a case of political profiling by the police....

Feel the Burn

A Gun Proposal I Can Get Behind!

Think of how many lives this would save!

Update on Liberal Use of Words

Like manna from heaven (or maggots from hell), I see this today from a liberal on Facebook:

Assholes.

Unless like a socialist you believe in a huge, centralized government, you're an asshole.

Liberal and Conservative Use of Words

According to a study of the use of words on Twitter, liberals tend to swear more and use words such as "I" and "me," whereas conservatives tend to use "we" and "our" more.  Conservatives tend to mention "Nancy Pelosi," "Barack Obama," and "Harry Reid," whereas liberals are more likely to mention "Dick Cheney" (as in, "Dick Cheney is a like totally a dick").

Other examples we might add:

"Republicans are f#$@ing fascists!"
"I hate Bush!"
"I want free college!"
"I want free health care!"
"I want someone else to pay for it!"
"Give me free condoms!"
"What's in it for me?"

New Political Saying

By hook or by Hillary

Another: Spends justify the means.

New Political Slogan

Republicans stage debates, Democrats stage angry protests.