Say what you will about his theology, but Luther could assert aspersions with the best of them. So if you're looking for a hearty insult to hurl at a heretic, henceforth look no further than here:
http://ergofabulous.org/luther/?
My favorites thus far (which probably should be committed to memory):
#3 I must stop: I can no longer rummage in your blasphemous, hellish devil's filth and stench.
#2 A seven-year-old child, indeed, a silly fool, can figure it out on his fingers - although you, stupid ass, cannot understand anything.
#1 If you are furious, you can do something in your pants and hang it around your necks - that would be a musk apple and pacem for such gentle saints.
BRILLIANT!!! My (Lutheran) pastor will LOVE THIS!!!
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