Friday, April 11, 2014

Luther Insult Generator

Say what you will about his theology, but Luther could assert aspersions with the best of them.  So if you're looking for a hearty insult to hurl at a heretic, henceforth look no further than here:

My favorites thus far (which probably should be committed to memory):

#3 I must stop: I can no longer rummage in your blasphemous, hellish devil's filth and stench.

#2 A seven-year-old child, indeed, a silly fool, can figure it out on his fingers - although you, stupid ass, cannot understand anything.

#1 If you are furious, you can do something in your pants and hang it around your necks - that would be a musk apple and pacem for such gentle saints.

1 comment:

  1. BRILLIANT!!! My (Lutheran) pastor will LOVE THIS!!!